Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Now Showing!

Screen 1: "Locked Out" R (Some Profanity)
    Set in the real city of St. Louis Park, "Locked Out" tells the story of a family trying to live peacefully in the suburbs but the locks on their doors keep keep getting jammed. Is it the humidity? Their two year old son stuffing raisins in them? After ripping of their front screen door Josh, played by Jake Gyellenhall, decides to get even but has no idea what he's in for. Co-starrring Laura Linney as Carin.

Screen 2: "Paging Leo Dangel PG-13 (Some Adult Situations)
   A documentary about rehearsing the play "Old Man Brunner Country" by Leo Dangel at The Jon Hassler Theater in Plainview Minnesota, it centers on Joshua Larson, who plays "Young Man" in the production. Watching him struggle for lines during rehearsal may not inspire anyone to attempt to be an actor but gives you a good idea of what it would be like. I defy anyone not to laugh as he struggles to find Plainview for the first time. "Could there be any less road signs?" Costarring Clint Eastwood as Old Man Brunner.

Screen 3: "The Human Coin Slot" PG (mild stoopidity)
   in a film about being just plain dumb, "The Human Coin Slot" stars Sean Penn as a stay at home dad who gives his son a bunch of change to play with. Of course he swallows a penny and panic insues as to whether he should take him in to the doctor or just let it pass. Literally.

Screen 4:  "Dog Blues" PG-13 (Somebody swears probably)
    Lefty, played by George Clooney, is an inspiring bluegrass musician trying to get a break. When he plays a benefit for Helping Paws he has a revelation while looking at all the dogs. He's one of them. The newest comedy from The Coen Brothers, "Dog Blues" is sure to have you rolling in your seats with laughter.

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1 comment:

Jess said...

Hilarious. I would pay to see all of these!